- 1 can cream of mushroom soup
- 1 can beef broth, low sodium. Or not if you’re feeling dangerous.
- 1 packet dry onion soup mix
- 2 tbsp. A1 steak sauce
- 1 2lb. bag frozen meatballs
- 1 8 oz. container sour cream (1 cup)
- 1 package egg noodles
Step one: wake up at 5:30 and take a hot shower to wake your tired ass UP.
Ok so grab your soup, low sodium broth (or not low sodium, you dirty dirty chef you), onion soup mix (aka mix of the Gods. I literally add this to everything. I’m one bad day away from putting it in my cereal.) and steak sauce.
Mix it with your whisk thing until it’s not all chunky and gross looking.
Lick the whisk, because it’s freaking delicious.
Stick in the fridge until 10-11ish.
Take an hour lunch break at 11 instead of a half hour so you can put your sweat pants on and watch The Bachelorette.
Add meatballs and stir gently (or not because their frozen)
Dip spoon in broth and eat spoonful.
Now set it on low until like 6-6:30. If you want to start later in the day high for about 3-4hrs should do the trick. Procrastinator.
Send husband home to stir concoction every now and then.
Get off work at five because you took an hour lunch and grab kids.
DONT forget to get your kids. This makes a lot of food!
Boil noodles and make your sides, bread whatever you choose. I don’t know your life.
Ok right before its time to eat add sour cream.
See large container of Cream Cheese.
Give your husband the good old “please tell me you didn’t buy cream cheese instead of sour cream.”
Roll your eyes when he insists he bought it and insists on checking the fridge himself.
Send husband to go buy sour cream and instruct him to read labels. Also request he buy monkeybread and wine.
Be angry when he calls to tell you he can’t find the monkeybread even though you KNOW it’s there and you told him exactly where it was.
Make tasteless joke asking if he read the labels. Accept that him hanging up on you was deserved.
Let the monkey bread go, you’re an adult.
Add sour cream, stir, lick spoon.
Swear to your husband that you didn’t lick the spoon and put it back in the crock pot. You’re not an animal.
Serve and yell at your kids to eat their veggies too.
Realize that there is also no wine. Throw fit.